metalkatt

I've decided to go to friends only for awhile, at least. lebensbaum is still public, so anyone wanting to read my fic can go there.

With apologies to Andy Williams.

It's the most criminal time of the year.
With the wardens all yelling
And prisoners smelling of beer.
It's the most criminal time of the year.

It's the smeg-smeggiest season of all
With those domestic beatings and poetry readings
where everyone's stoned off the wall.
It's the smeg-smeggiest season of all.

There'll be heroin flowing
And lots of folks going
way too fast to keep from a crash.
There'll be thieving and looting
And lots of hoot-hooting
From drunken folks out on a bash.

It's the most criminal time of the year.
They get drunk and disorderly
Especially those formerly
Employed when now they are not.
It's the most criminal time of the year.

People forced in together
In inclement weather
Until someone quickly goes "pop!"
There'll be blood and policemen
And every good reason
To spend Holiday in the dock!

It's the most criminal time of the year.
There'll be hatred and rancour
Resentment and anger
And bookings up past the new year!

It's the most criminal time...
It's the most criminal time...
It's the most criminal time... of the year!

Is there anyone out there who's sick with coughing to where you can't sleep? If so, would you mind PMing me to help me out with a little experiment? I need to mine for some data, and I'm not currently ill and cannot test on myself.

This entry was originally posted at http://metalkatt.dreamwidth.org/622210.html.

Oh, honey. You'd be dead before you had time to meet everyone who lives in my head.

Holly would have gotten everywhere she couldn't already go. Daphne would have learned to get into the fridge. Esther would have carried more during her chamberlain runs. Cinder would have taken over the world. Not sure Fawn would have done much; she was pretty timid. Max wouldn't have cared as long as he had belly rubs and noms. Jax would have gotten into everything. Izzy would have just been Izzy.

When it happens, I'll let you know.

Have enough money to be able to cover anything that comes by.

She's karma's whipping-girl; the moment she seems to get a little bit ahead, something blindsides her to set her back so far, she can't see where she was.

Plato, Socrates, Archimedes, and Herodotus. What can I say; I have a thing for old Greek guys. :P

If I knew that, I'd already be it.